I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we are alongside the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. . .
and you know how you just get sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to just get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
.. . and that's when the fight started ...
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I have used this, face to face, with so many people... in fact, anytime some one new comes around church, my pastor will look at me and say, "Heather, you should tell them what happened that time you rear ended that car."
He loves it... and so do I...
I'm still laughing!!!
At first I thought it was real.
I am STILL laughing outloud!!! Since I handled automobile insurance claims for over 20 years and still work at the company I cannot wait to get to work and use this! Nothing beats a day at work when you can make your co-workers laugh. Thank you!!!
Horizontally Challenged is the PC term...teehee!
Bad.....Dude. lol
Oh my gosh, I literally laughed out loud. That was pretty darn funny! Hope you didn't get beat up too badly! ;)
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