I’m posting these just for fun, although most of these carry a pretty good message. You may actually be able to see yourself in some of them.
And remember: If you can’t laugh at yourself, then laugh at someone near and dear to you.
(or something like that)
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,But only as advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create any thing without purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,You'll find God lives there.
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People are funny;
they want the front of the bus,
middle of the road,
and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete.Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises'
are just sitting on the premises.
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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